God damn it - my sister has found the cello upstairs and being a violinist, thinks she can play it. Ooooooooooh the pain!! :pinch:
Phew… for a moment I thought you’d found smileds pinky 
she,s not pulling the right strings,get her some lestens lol:D
send her over to me im sure i can teach her what strings to pull
not a chance in hell ginge are you ever meeting my sis!!! ,lol;)
why do u want me all to yourself, dont you wanna share me with her then
Had to track this down, the following quote was from Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady Cellist in an orchestra he was conducting:
“Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands - and all you can do is scratch it”
Save your ear drums, cut the strings 
Or would it be cruel to ruin your sisters fun?
ginger you cant even pull your own strings love!
Blimey - 8 replies and not one mention of g strings - bit slow off the mark today guys?? 
can i pull your g string then please 
LOL, stop encouraging everyone, their minds are perverted enough as it is! :w00t:
lol.aslong as u aint gonna be pulling any strings out
You think thats bad ive got to daughters fighting.
cant u put some ear plugs in
Thats because most of the men on here don’t know what a G string is let alone find one!!!;)
HAHA
Remove the G-string and it makes her crotchet start to quaver. 