A man goes to the zoo.
There are no animals there, except for a small dog.
It’s a sh1tzu. 
(Damn the mods, the 1 should, obviously, read “i”).
hahahaha! god one!
OK! I din’t get it but my wife is on my side and she ‘told’ me what was funny on it… I got it now! but she made me confess it here… 
You’re funnier than our jokes, Cezar!
(no words in my defense)
what has four legs and flies???
a dead horse
Hey! This one I got without any help! 
am I becoming british? 
Cezar my friend you always manage to lift my spirit up by just being you thanks 
I know, Our Cezar is a bit of a funny one… You should hear him after a couple of drinks… Side splitting I think describes it… NUTTA…
There was a tap at the window…
What a stupid place to put a tap.