Ways of getting around at my immediate disposal:
Working:
1 MkII Nissan Micra DOHC
1 full-sus mountain bike
2 skateboards
1 pair aggressive inline blades
1 NimbusX trials unicycle
1 pair Reebok classics
1 Oyster card
Not working:
1 Renault 19 RTi - (burnt-out clutch)
1 MkI Focus Ghia 2.0 - (can’t afford the insurance)
1 Suzuki EN125 - (gearbox suffering from premature oil ejaculation on a nightly basis)
3 mountain bikes - (keep taking bits off of 'em to keep the fourth going)
1 freestyle unicycle - (crankshaft bearings gone)
1/2 pair Vans skate shoes - (left other half at the motor show yesterday)
1 pogo stick - (don’t know how to ride it)
My own dad calls me (and I quote) “a ruddy gipsy” - but I’ve always maintained some sort of vague hope of one day getting everything in working order and making it a part of the loving, caring import_125 transport family. But (mainly due to the 125 being screwed) I’m planning to go for my full bike license in a couple weeks; is it time to shelve that dream and have a clear-out?