I was thinking the other day the stigma for a males mid life crisis is to go and buy a bike, but what happens to those of us who already own or ride a bike?
I thought it was to go and buy a porsche… or get laid by someone younger and firmer? 
Have already had that crisis, time for my walking stick!
Buy another one…?
and wen you already have those? I am closing on 40 and actualy would like to know what would be the next step…
well my wife thinkgs that Pat, Stace and I are having a mid life crisis in going to Russia on the bikes for 3 weeks.
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Take three years out and go work (for free) in a hospital in a third-world nation.
ive had a mid life crisis at 19…does that count?
I’d be realllllyyy worried when I got to 38…
No Can’t Do… Road there are way to **** for the way I ride
Get a dirt-bike 
get a bigger faster bike and ride it faster, crash… and look like a twat…
Done it D’OH!!!
Work for free and cramp my style… We are talkin g midlife crisis, not identity crisis…
hehe me too
…buy one peice leathers 2 sizes too small… buy Grecian 2000… for starters… 
They hanker after a GOLDWING!!!