15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR
GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC
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Don’t imagine you can change a man - unless he’s in nappies.
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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
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If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them
all up there. -
Never let your man’s mind wander - it’s too little to be out
alone. -
Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature
anyway. -
Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that
you can tell them apart. -
Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to
make some woman miserable. -
Women don’t make fools of men - most of them are the
do-it-yourself types. -
Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old
for it. -
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
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The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.
Even in Biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions. -
If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him
cheque books. -
Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him
jokes, it means that you laugh at his. -
Sadly, all men are created equal.
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Pass it to a few “good men” too!! (Da Artist 7&10 I the best lol)
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