Blimey, that’s local to me. What a weirdo!
Er, how does one go about getting one’s trainers back from him? 
You’ll have to pick them out of a line up… 
ooh does that mean I have to stop going out in my doctors outfit and asking the ladies to remove their knickers for an examination…
I think the lift doesnt go all the way to the top floor there…
There are some strange people wandering the streets.
there sure is more on the outside than locked up
it’s called care in the community…
Mate, I would say that the lift was out of order and the stairs where blocked off.
It was no surprise he was from Battle, the nutter overspill from Hastings:w00t: