you take a car a test drive, and end up talking more about bikes than the car! (happened me sunday, the guy turned up on 2 wheels so that set the tone for the drive)
just hope the cars ok as i pick it up thursday! 
Haha!Nice.
âyour a true biker whenâŚâ the thought of getting a car doesnât even occur to you.
did you buy it from a rough area of town as you just said the guy turned up om two wheels âŚlol
I went in a car the other day and felt ill. I felt like an animal used to running free suddenly caught in a trap.
true biker, rule 1 - You will never own a car worth more than ÂŁ500.00 and it is only to be used to do the shopping and during seriously bad weather.:D:D
âŚor to trailer your bike around 
YepâŚI hear you.
Iâm in then. Am a founder member of the crap car club! :)
WhenâŚyouâre out in the SNOW!
Think that just makes you mad!
Meh, I have crash bungsâŚmight try some of that foot down larkâŚon an SV
Awwww câmon cars rockâŚoccasionally if you have a 4x4 like us:D;)
But the scoot rocks in the snow lol
I canât walk out! because I lurve you too much baybyyyyyyy
what about when youâd happily spend hundreds on some fresh rubber, , cleaning products and a full service, and some aftermarket parts you donât really need for the bike, but the car has the engine management light on, is running on fumes, 4 different brands of tyre across 5 wheels, hasnât been serviced since youâve owned it and you canât even recall the full reg or how many miles are on the clock. Or is that just me?
this is my favourite so farâŚ
âŚyou take your bike out in a -14 C night after midnight because the ban for speeding you got just expired and you just HAVE to ride the second you are allowed to again.
When your dad turns up outside and asks you what you are doing you say âIâm shoveling the snow away so I have a clear shot of getting onto the roadâ. Ignore the stares and shaking of heads.
stupid⌠but nice!
When you long to wind the window down at the lights to tell the other bikers that actually you ride a bike too and donât normally drive a car and youâre not just another cager and I do know youâre there but I had to go to the shops and the bikeâs in for a service and Iâm picking up my parents so IM NOT REALLY A CAGER BUT I KNOW YOUâLL THINK I AM!!!
when your heart starts aching when driving a car, and your heart starts pumping as youâre about to start a ride!
In my opinion there arenât any vehicles worth operating other that motorbikes and 40 tonners⌠if you havenât experienced the sound of 12 tyres whirring along the road and the whine of the turbochargers as you are steaming up a hill pulling 25 tonnes of steel, you havenât lived Everybody should try it at least once.