Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing…
You’re okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night…
You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she’s going to have a monster hangover…

You wake up next morning and go outside to the Family Volvo, which she used last night…

You sigh in relief because it’s all in one piece…
You circle the car looking for dents and find none…

But …Wait a minute…


then you smile to yourself, walk up stairs, pack a few things and relive your drinking days without answering to anyone

yes your a free man agein, JACKPOT

LOL. Very funny.


LoL oh dear









lol it never pays to keep a dirty car… or wife

Keep the wife! from then on in life will be SWEET and you’ll never lose a fight and always get what you want hehehe

That imprint has a belt line in it, so are you sure that your suspicions are founded?

Great one!

plus its not very smudged either, so she was either comatose or he wasnt all that good

Since it was sent as a gag, I imagine it’s all a set up.

But a canny one at that.

For everyone but ChrisD, that means a ‘fair’ one.