You sad pillock

Yes you sir, the twerp on the Veespa in your city boy get up… wearing, of all things, AN ASTON MARTIN RACING OPEN FACE CRASH HELMET… you sad prat

(by the way, after following you home I bought a scratch card and won a £5… your incredible luck rubbed off on me… cos honestly you should be dead… and if you cut in front of me like that again, I will follow you and make sure)

This joker doesn’t live in Herne Hill? Sounds like someone I know lol

You meet the same suicidal Scooters on Old Kent Road quite a lot actually… no idea where he lives, just another of the boy-o-racers in brogues on a Holly Go Lightly… likes to feel the wind on his VJ as his ego throbs with manliness on a 125


You meet the same suicidal Scooters on Old Kent Road quite a lot actually... no idea where he lives, just another of the boy-o-racers in brogues on a Holly Go Lightly... likes to feel the wind on his VJ as his ego throbs with manliness on a 125
KeybotMelons
that's some poetry there

Play with them every day at Elephant.  I never knew that Saville Row and Churches did protective gear.