You know you're a biker when....

Not sure if a thread like this has been done before, but it’s always done on my gaming forums. Anyway Ill start:

You know your a biker when you think women are turned on by your bike starting.

You know your a biker when your bike is worth more than your car.

You know your a biker when sunday is for a day out on the bike instead of watching sports on tv.

When the only time to clean out the garage is to fit a new bike in.

When you identify bugs by their taste.

You know you’re a biker when you get up earlier at the weekend than during the week.You know you’re a biker when your bike has made you cry.

You know you’re a biker when you nod at passing bikers when your walking down the street.

You know you’re a biker when you’ve participated in a traffic light grand prix.

You know you’re a biker when your paranoid about the fuzz.

Does anyone else look over your right shoulder when you walk into a shop on a busy street ?

You know your a biker when some twot drives into the side of you, breaking your leg, and says (altogether now) ‘I didn’t see you’. . . :doze:

You know your a biker when you’d rather arrive at the pub on your bike than have a drink
You know your a biker when you start conversations while waiting at the lights
You know your a biker when you rode more that 3 times into work this week

i do that!! :w00t:

You know your a biker when:

  • Your on your bicycle and trying to use the throttle

  • You wear a Motorbike helmet on your cycle

  • You try to overtake a fast car on your cycle

  • You take your cycle for an MOT

yep, you’re not alone. although until now i thought i was.

I do that, too! :smiley:

+1 :wink:
But it makes so much sense!!

You know…
when you feel like a part of you is missing when your bike is in pieces in the garage,

when you can’t remember what a ‘nice long walk’ feels like (maybe that’s just me :wink: ).


PS. nice thread mate! Better than scooter v. bike or immigration woes! :wink:

Im not a FREAK !!!

Hallelujah !!!:w00t:

Well, let’s see…

You know your a biker when you think women are turned on by your bike starting.

>>What about if you ARE a woman and you’re turned on by your bike starting?

You know your a biker when your bike is worth more than your car.

>>Car £500, bike £6,500

You know your a biker when sunday is for a day out on the bike instead of watching sports on tv.

>>Well the problem with that is that most times I’m not at home on a Sunday, I’d quite like to watch the racing…

When the only time to clean out the garage is to fit a new bike in.

>>:D so true

When you identify bugs by their taste.

>>hmmm…yum??

You know your a biker when you get up earlier at the weekend than during the week.

>>Well Ill console myself with the fact I only go into work when I can take the bike :wink: VERY rarely use trains (at £25.50 a day…)…

You know your a biker when your bike has made you cry.

>>yes, joy and pain…

You know your a biker when you nod at passing bikers when your walking down the street.

>>lol Ive done that before…when in a suit (and they’re like WTF!?)

You know your a biker when you’ve participated in a traffic light grand prix.

>>no comment :smiley:

You know your a biker when your paranoid about the fuzz.

>>nah… cops are FUN :smiley:

You know you’re a biker when you start looking at roads when on a journey and imagine yourself going round them on the bike :cool::smiley:

you turn up to work in bike kit that cost hundreds of quid and change into clothes that cost a tenner from the charity shop.

you know when your a biker after having a near fatal accident and the first thing you say when you come round is

hows my bike!!:wink:

All the time well u dont want to be knocked over by some one bigger than u

When I’m *walking * I look over my shoulder before every over take…

…and then have a quick glance to the left before moving back in

:smiley:

Does anybody else talk to their bike when they walk past it ? :hehe:

You know you’re a biker when…

…you grab a handful of back brake when trying to change gears on your mountain bike :blush:

…you ask the missus if you can go out on the bike rather than have the remote so you can play xbox

Every time

actually thats more bike RACER mentality :smiley:

you know you’re a biker when you’re held together with titanium plates :hehe: