you park up your van…
you come back to it and someone has put a “scrap cars and vans collected free” leaflet on it…
you look around and NO other cars or vans have one on…
nice…
i want a “this is not an abandoned vehicle” sticker for my van…
better than a “POLICE AWARE” sticker though!
LOLOL 
I can think of one worse, when someone pops a gnome with bright red hat into your front garden as they think it may suit!
Adz
Can we have a picture of this heap, oops sorry i mean van of yours.