I have it on good authority that Boris was given a motorcycle by his girlfriend today. He’s been riding it around Checkers this morning. Type of bike unknown at this stage but the press will pick up on it before long.
Jay can you invite him to join LB please?
Alas this is fake news. So totally fake.
He’s actually in the Carribbean on a billionaires private island.
As if his close protection detail would let him ride a bike
You mean the guy who told me was lying? I can’t believe that. He gave me a great deal on a Squarial satellite dish
They let prince william do it
Yes, though he wasn’t inline for the throne and isn’t the leader of the nation. Bet it wasn’t easy getting that agreed though
I was just premature (I hate it when that happens):
The one time it’d be acceptable for someone to have their bike nicked.
Hopefully he won’t use a crash helmet.
Well Jezza had an old MZ once…
He must have just landed a wheelie, Diane Abbott has fallen off the back!