Xmas Advent Calender....day 22

Last Minute Gift Suggestions:

To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To every child, a good example.
To all, charity.
To yourself, respect…and a new helmet

wuzzup charlie, got wind mate…

smiled.

Last Minute Gift Suggestions:

To your enemy, a turd in a box.
To an opponent, a phone call to the tax office.
To a friend, a a combined effort and a plan to all buy the same gift ie 14 toasters.
To every child, a lesson in swearing nothing is funnier than a toddler that swears.
To all, the two fingered salute.
To yourself, respect…and self pleasure, some more than others eh ginger