Just tell her that you & your work colleagues would look forward to his visit!!.. that would get her thinking!!.. after all, she don’t know wot you do for a living!!!
Karl I’m only down the road give me a shout I’ve had threats like this from eBay warriors but you can never know if it’s gonna happen or not luckily all my disputes can never ended up with a visit
Get her address, go round, break in discreetly, shit in her slippers, leave undetected…
Bonus points: stick her toothbrush up your arse and take pictures. Send pictures a few weeks later from an anonymous email account in a Internet cafe in Hackney.
Crack open beer, breath deeply through the nose, exhale through the mouth and relax…
As I understand it if someone breaks into your home it’s ok to use reasonable force now. Just don’t answer your door. If someone tries to break in make sure you have something that will impart reasonable force handy and don’t over do it and you’ll most likely be fine.
If it is a ‘serious’ person I doubt they would bother with the fuss of sending someone round etc. (unless it was a very valuable item I guess) Does sound like an idle threat- you’ve got to think whats in it for them…do people really do this sort of shit for ebay rankings?