Work Release

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.



you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle

you get three meals a day fully paid for

you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

you get time off for good behavior

you get more work for good behavior

the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

you can watch TV and play games

you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

you get your own toilet

you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

they allow your family and friends to visit

you aren’t even supposed to speak to your family

all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

you must deal with sadistic wardens

they are called managers

Now get back to work. You’re not getting paid to check emails

What does that make me then I work in bars and get paid, I must be the prison warden that gets all the back handers

I Like it HAHA