This should have been made available years ago! lmao
Attachments
do you have it in pdf format? 
would of saved me years of torment lol 
thats funny
Wheres the part ‘Do you Cook/Clean?’
c’mon, do you really care about that?
Let us know what happens when you use it…
PDF Attached…
Where’s “Do you swallow?”
This is going to save me a ton of administration. Thanks!
Perhaps they should be able to attach their photos so I can remember which one is which 
Genius
Alex…why were you looking for this sort of application form in the first place…or are you getting greedy?
it should have a section for references…
A girl I once met, later a pretty good friend, had a similar questionaire, just the other way round.
Required such things as :
Details of all real properties owned, not rented.
Registration details for all yachts.
Photographs of “all my Ferrari’s, Lamborgini’s and Aston’s plus any other cars owned”.
Photocopies of the last three months of all bank accounts, including the Swiss and Leichtenstien ones.
Photocopies of thoroughbred certificates for all race horses and polo ponies owned.
Details of all gentlemens club memberships.
And so on.
You get the idea?
Sauce for the gander/sauce for the goose. Be warned, you may not be as fortunate as me.
I like that…could potentially save an awful lot of hassle. Let us know what your applicants are like
The later I reckon…
think there are a few questions missing 