A young man of 18 moves into his first flat in a large block.
After being there for a couple of days he decides to check his mailbox on the ground floor to see if he has had anything delivered.
While checking the box, a door opened just opposite. He looked around and was surprised to see a scantily clad woman in her 30’s standing there… “Hi , you’re new around here” she said whilst letting her dressing gown fall open a little…“YYes” stuttered the lad who couldn’t take his eyes off her.
“I live on my own and get very lonely sometimes” she said as she let the dressing gown fall open to reveal nothing underneath…
The lad is in all sorts of trouble in the trouser department by this stage…
The woman looks around and says " I can hear somebody coming, would you like to come in?"
The lad eagerly agrees but is very nervous.
The woman drops the dressing gown on the floor…“There you go…what do you think” says she…
“BBBeautiful” say he
" What do you think my best feature is?" she demands… Somewhat confused he replies “Your ears”
My f+cking ears!!! What about my ass or my breasts ? look how firm they are. Why my ears? she screamed…
"Well ,says the lad , outside in the lobby you said you could hear somebody coming…
it was me:)