Why when its frosty do the f***wits come out to play ?
You’ve all seen them, scrape a fag packet size hole in the windscreen ice sod the rest of windows and away they go :w00t:
jeez you can buy a can of de-icer for about a quid
hopefully they will go smidsy in front of a 40 tonne truck and get splattered less prats to knock us off bikes 
rant over 
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Saw a stupid wonam this morning on the motorway holding up all the traffic oblivious to all around her. She had barely managed to scrape a hole in the front windscreen never mind the rest. I mean for god sakes how the hell is she supposed to see what’s behind her… grrrr
With you there but wishing death on others, bit extreme??
At least the fair weather riders have hung up their keys for the winter.
Gives all us real bikers room to move now
(lights blue touch paper, stands well back)
Got cut up by one of these this morning. You’ve got to expect it, when you see cars with frosted-up windows you know they have no chance of seeing you so you have to back off and give them a wide berth. Same approach as with tinted windows.
Say a builder scraping off his screen by trying to use a six foot length of floorboard this morning and making a shite job of it.
Which was the brighter, the builder or the plank?
Lol. Nooooo…not at all!
It’s Christmas Advent now. This kind of miserly and thrifty behaviour usually starts on 1st December and is typical of the spirit of Christmas in a secular society 
Expect it to run into the January sales…
It’s the only chance they get because normally that space in the road is occupied by one of the “oh dear, it’s raining, I’ll grip the wheel very tightly, look straight ahead and drive at 25mph” f*ckwits instead.
pfffft secular my backside!
You mean…Santa is your pillion warming the rear seat?!
Easiest solution? Buy a Ford with a heated front windscreen…s’easy!
got one and it lives on the drive all year round…to costly to put back on road
just filter up beside them and bang really hard on the window. they won’t know what it is and it might make them think about if they should see out the sides too
Better than the summer variety… in one hand she has the mobile, the other one is holding the compac AND blusher brush, she’s craned forward to see her ugly MAKE-UP desperate visog in the tiny rear view mirror and she’s just NOT lookin at what’s going on around her AT ALL!!!
They put BIG mirrors in bathrooms so that when you go and wash in the morning its really EASY to apply make-up, why do some women think a car or the tube is an extension of their toilet?
Yep, they are everywhere 
My main complaint of the last couple of weeks is the senile old lolly pop man on my road, who decide to jump out with his 'pop a just few feet in front of me on a cold wet day 
Luckily all the kids he was ‘helping’ had better sense and waited on the pavement untill the loud, bright green bike had finished slithered to a stop
Why do they employ OAP’s who can hardly stand let alone see to direct the traffic?! :crazy:
then they jerk the steergin wheel in suprise and take you out…
Yeah, you want to scare them, but not so much their moron reflexes actually take you out in some kind of perverse reverse Darwinian survival instinct… "ahhh, biker, KILLL!!!.. oh oooh dear, what have I done, I wonder if my insurance covers that? "
I still think throwing turds through an open drivers side window is a good way to get a driver’s attention
Someone one on here coined the phrase ‘Drive-by-Turding’…Sounds like some eco friendly bullsh*t to me :hehe:
Don’t be surprised if you end up under their car giving it an impromptu chassis inspection :crazy:
I’m still looking for a 4 foot spray extension. Under the seat of the my Kwak there’s a lovely space, just the right size for two cans of metallic glitter purple spray paint. Now if I can find the right attachments and remote spray nozzle triggers, I can thread the pipe through my jacket, jury rig a hole at the tip of my glove, and then whenever I pass a ****, I just point at their car as I go by… hey presto. BIG RESPRAY BILL… and they’re none the wiser til I’m well away…
Chronic damage and vandalism at a cost ONLY to their wallet and not their well-being in return for getting away with nearly killing me on a regular basis… PRICELESS!
