Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? :w00t:
They didn’t;)
I never really thought of that, but now thanks to you, my evening at work will probably be spent thinkin that over 
probably cause the headphones were buit in?
they wore them because of health & safety rules 
…a bit like the dab of antiseptic prior to a lethal injection…:hehe:
true but H&S have to be in place everywhere and everytime 
bla bla 
or maybe some wore them coz they hoped to survive 
and how deep would the sea be if it wasnt for sponges !!!
and if a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread lands butter side down what happens if you tie a slice of buttered bread, butter up on a cats back !!
no wonder i cant sleep at night!!!
The depth would be the current depth minus the density of the sponges.
The real unanswered question is… why do you keep going back to the fridge when you are hungry in the hope something nicer than the last time you looked will have materialised!!!
why are frozen pizzas new and improved - surely its one or other?
Somebody has way too much time on their hands
Can worms fall over?
Why do cars with manual gears often have more gears than their automatic counterparts?
They didn’t
Oh yes they did:cool:
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? 
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
Why are hemorrhoids called “hemorrhoids” instead of “assteroids”?
Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of a song?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
A stitch in time saves nine what?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? --Steven Wright
Are female moths called myths?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?
Are there any unguided missiles?
Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say “Do Not Pass”?
Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?
Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?
Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?
Crime doesn’t pay… does that mean my job is a crime?
:w00t: ooo please tell me the answer i do that sooooo mny times!!!