You’ll get farmer’s tan 
Proper English tan 
Lol I had that a few weeks ago, went out on the bike for about 3 hours, was just like it. Evened out now though.
Hahaha, I was expecting to see road-rash!
Hahahahahahah I told the children to step away from the PC incase it was horrid and its not… Looked like me in Egypt… Mmmmmmmm lobster red…