Why Motorbikes Are Better Than Women..............................

Why Motorbikes Are Better Than Women…

You can turn a motorbike on with a button which is easy to find.

You can ride a motorbike when and where you want.

A motorbike Never gets on your back.

Gallon for gallon petrol is cheaper then Bailey’s Irish Cream…Just!

A motorbike doesn’t get jealous if you throw your leg over another motorbike.

Motorbikes are fitted with silencers.

If a motorbike breaks down you don’t need to take a mortgage out with interflora.

A motorbike only requires attention every 5,000 miles.

A motorbike won’t run off with the first bloke it sees with a bigger chopper.

A motorbike will wait quietly outside the pub while you have a good time with your mates.

A motorbike doesn’t complain if you fart while you’re riding it.

A motorbike doesn’t need a new pair of shoes every time you take it out.

Speak for your self mate…