Why Motorbikes Are Better Than Women…
You can turn a motorbike on with a button which is easy to find.
You can ride a motorbike when and where you want.
A motorbike Never gets on your back.
Gallon for gallon petrol is cheaper then Bailey’s Irish Cream…Just!
A motorbike doesn’t get jealous if you throw your leg over another motorbike.
Motorbikes are fitted with silencers.
If a motorbike breaks down you don’t need to take a mortgage out with interflora.
A motorbike only requires attention every 5,000 miles.
A motorbike won’t run off with the first bloke it sees with a bigger chopper.
A motorbike will wait quietly outside the pub while you have a good time with your mates.
A motorbike doesn’t complain if you fart while you’re riding it.
A motorbike doesn’t need a new pair of shoes every time you take it out.