why motorbikes are better than women:
you can turn a motorbike ON with a button thats EASY TO FIND
you can RIDE a motorbike WHEN and WHERE you want
a motorbike DOESNT GET JEALOUS when you throw your LEG over another motorbike
motorbikes are FITTED WITH SILENCERS
a motorbike only requires ATTENTION every 5,000 MILES
a motorbike wont RUN OFF with the FIRST BLOKE it see’s with a BIGGER CHOPPER
a motorbike will wait QUIETLY outside the PUB while you have a GOOD TIME with your MATES
a motorbike DOESNT COMPLAIN if you FART while you’re RIDING IT
a motorbike DOESNT need a NEW PAIR OF SHOES every time you TAKE IT OUT Motorbikes only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.
Motorbikes’ curves never sag.
Motorbikes last longer.
Motorbikes don’t get pregnant.
You can ride a Motorbikes any time of the month.
Motorbikes don’t have parents.
Motorbikes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.
You can kick your Motorbike to wake it up.
You can share your Motorbike with your friends.
If your Motorbike makes too much noise, you can buy a silencer…
You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorbike when the old one is really worn.
If your Motorbike smokes, you can do something about it.
Motorbikes don’t care about how many other Motorbikes you have ridden.
When riding, you and your Motorbike both arrive at the same time.
Motorbikes don’t care about how many other Motorbikes you have.
Motorbikes don’t mind if you look at other Motorbikes, or if you buy Motorbike magazines.
If your Motorbike goes flat, you can fix it.
If your Motorbike is too loose, you can tighten it.
If your Motorbike is too soft, you can get different shocks.
If your Motorbike is mis aligned, you don’t have to discuss politics to correct it.
You can have a beer while riding your Motorbike.
You don’t have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorbike.
You don’t have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorbike.
You don’t have to convince your Motorbike that you’re a motorcyclist
and that you think that Motorbikes are equals.
If you say bad things to your Motorbikes, you don’t have to apologize before you can ride it again.
You can ride a Motorbike as long as you want and it won’t get sore.
Your parents don’t remain in touch with your old Motorbike after you dump it.
Motorbikes always feel like going for a ride.
Motorbikes don’t insult you if you are a bad rider.
Your Motorbike never wants a night out alone with the other Motorbikes.
Motorbikes don’t care if you are late.
You don’t have to take a shower before riding your Motorbike.
It’s always ok to use tie downs on your Motorbike.
If your Motorbike doesn’t look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
You can’t get diseases from a Motorbike you don’t know very well.