why a motorbike is better than a man

Motorcycling
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  1. A motorcycle can go for more than one ride in an hour
  2. Motorcycles never develop spare tires
  3. Motorcycles last longer
  4. Motorcycles don’t get you pregnant
  5. A motorcycle doesn’t care what time of month it is
  6. Motorcycles don’t have parents
  7. Your motorcycle will let you know if something is wrong
  8. You don’t have to kick your motorcycle to get it going
  9. Your motorcycle won’t judge your friends
  10. If your motorcycle is boisterous, you can buy a muffler
  11. You won’t have to put your motorcycle through grad school
  12. If your motorcycle smokes you can do something about it
  13. Motorcycles don’t care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden
  14. When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time
  15. One motorcycle will satisfy you every time
  16. Your motorcycle won’t ogle other motorcycles
  17. Your motorcycle won’t care if you have a poster of your fantasy motorcycle
  18. If your motorcycle has high mileage, you can just get a new one
  19. Motorcycles don’t care about breast size
  20. If your motorcycle is too soft you can get new shocks
  21. If your motorcycle is misaligned, you don’t have to discuss politics to correct it
  22. You don’t have to drink beer before your motorcycle looks appealing
  23. You can be proud of your motorcycle regardless of the model
  24. You don’t have to go to Tiffany’s to register your motorcycle
  25. Your motorcycle won’t beat you or try to make you feel inferior
  26. You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won’t get limp
  27. Your parents won’t keep in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it
  28. Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride when you do
  29. Motorcycles don’t insult you if you are a novice
  30. Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles
  31. Motorcycles don’t make you late
  32. You don’t have to primp before riding your motorcycle
  33. Your motorcycle won’t complain when you use protection
  34. If your motorcycle doesn’t look good, you can paint it or get better parts
  35. You can’t get a disease from a motorcycle
  36. Your motorcycle won’t care if you fake it
  37. Motorcycles are always ready to stop when you are
  38. Your motorcycle has a built in vibrator
  39. Your motorcycle doesn’t have to show off in front of other motorcycles
  40. Your motorcycle won’t lie to you
  41. Your motorcycle doesn’t care how heavy you are
  42. In the morning, your motorcycle won’t poke you in the back when it wants to go for a ride
  43. You can turn the petcock off
  44. Your motorcycle won’t shrink when it’s cold
  45. If your motorcycle can’t fire up, you can just replace the battery
  46. You don’t have to cook for your motorcycle
  47. Your motorcycle can’t ride around behind your back
  48. If your motorcycle is cold you can choke it
  49. Your motorcycle is always the right size because if it seems too small you can just get a new one
  50. You can keep photos of your old motorcycles
  51. Your motorcycle would rather go for a ride than watch sports
  52. Your motorcycle can go for multiple rides
  53. Motorcycles don’t need pick-up lines
  54. You only have to ride your motorcycle when you want to
  55. Your motorcycle won’t go for rides by itself
  56. If baldness occurs, you can replace the tires
  57. Motorcycles don’t snore