its mine!!!
nope its not
whoa thank god 
christoff?
nope
errmmm johnp?
I wouldnt know, i cant see my ear like that.
You want a clue? Look for someone who’s just got a new camera phone with no instruction book…
I don’t think its me…but I do have a new camera, and it does have a instruction book, I just can’t be asked to read it! Only about 6,000,000 pages long! 
c’mon its buggin, who’s fookin ear is it?
Who gives a Toss !!!
Nothing some Buds cant sort out ya dirty sweaty earred gomez !!
It aint that bird you made out to pull ginge is it ??
yes adz you got it right, its johnp’s ear
ill have a pint of adrenaline please
Ginger do i get a drink seeing it was my ear.