I WENT TO PICK THE MISSUS UP FROM WORK & BEFORE WE LEFT I HAD A FAG & WE CHATTED.
RIGHT BABE, YOU READY
YEP
GOT ON THE BIKE & WAITED FOR HER TO POP ON THEN LEFT. A FEW STREETS LATER I WENT TO PAT HER HAND BUT THEY WERENT ON THE TANK…MMMM!!! REACHED AROUND TO PAT HER LEG…
NOT THEIR…ARRRRHH!!!
THOUGHT SHE FELL OFF THEN REALISED I LEFT WITHOUT HER…:hehe::w00t:
HAS ANYONE DONE THIS BEFORE OR AM I THE ONLY DAFT ONE HERE…LOL
I WISH I SAW HER FACE WHEN I JUST DROVE OFF.
Brilliant 
Haha!! Thats hilarious!
Bet she was all smiles when you got back there!?
wot falling off yeah smiled does it all the time,
Hehe!
What sort of punishment did you get!?
LOL,
WHEN I REALIZED I DROVE BACK BUT COULD FIND HER…SHE TRIED TO RUN AFTER ME…
WHEN I PHINED HER SHE WAS SO SWEET & COULDNT BELEIVE I JUST LEFT HER. WE HAD A GIGGLE ABOUT IT.
Thats priceless, :D:D:D:D:D
Ha ha ha ha, that’s excellent Kempo!!
Have you made it up to her now?!? 
yeah, bought her a seat belt… & a tracking device to put on me…lol
Ha ha. I started reading that as though it was a joke and was trying to second guess the punch-line!
PMSL very funny!
Mate do that again…:D:D:D:D:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:, was it like a memory block from you saying ‘ready, get on then’ and twisting the throttle?
you need one of them " if you can read this the girl must have fallen off " t-shirts!
hilarious
So funny, can just imagine her running down the road after yer
come back, come back ! :w00t:
haha nice one mate!! chocolates and flowers…
