Coming from the 'Shire I can attest there is sod all to do there, but I never resorted to playing chicken with trucks. I do miss the Shropshire Star though and its take on the ‘news’.
So even the sheep like to play chicken
What’s going on with his mirrors? they look like he’s got them stuck on at 90 degrees, perhaps they were tucked up to help him squeeze through the flock.
Lol - you’re not really from the ‘Shire’ unless your neighbours are called Bilbo, Celeborn or Gandalf…! 
lol, just noticed my mistake. i suppose he would’ve been a superman that owned a superbike had he decided to run over a ship