Is Mass debating not a suitable topic?
What thread?
Shouldn’t you be out practicing your SM skills in preparation for the commute to work? 
You’ve been airbrushed from history in a kind of neo-Stalinist putsch.
So you are basically Londonbikers version of Trotsky - although he was exiled to Mexico whereas you are in Lagos. 
Just been out and picked up some second hand body armour…the body kits is in a right old state - holes all over the mesh - but the bits that matter are solid enough…really looks a mess - I have to say I like it 
Think it would be beyond even Wasps fine skills :w00t:
It might be Lagos but Ice Picks are still available…
I kind of though the second thread was a repeat of the 1st.
It’s possible to have too much of a good thing you know…
The second was much funnier! You deleted the wrong one
But seriously, if it failed a quality (rather than bad taste) test - can I refer you to the quality of logs post that has remained undeleted 
What the wooden thread?
I tried to delete it but…
it wooden go…
(Post Tumbleweed icon here)
The 1st was the original one so was comedy genius
That’s poor So poor it’s good
Was going to put up a new thread about how to make the perfect log…but thought I’d get in trouble again
So you decided to leaf it be?
You should tree again, maybe you need root privileges?
This thread seems to be going off on some other branch altogether
You’re the expert. I’ll bough to your superior knowledge.
Well, until I’ve twigged what your on about bud.
Its a specific gravity thing, If your sperm is light like a Dandelion seed, it will float to the sky, if its dense like an earthworm it will sink like a raindrop.
Nothing porno here, I`m an ex biology teacher.
As yours is probably fill of that 9% Nigerian Guinness, it probably just just wobbles about in the bathwater like a drunken Yoruba scuba diver.