Living on a farm had its upsides as a kid…and yes all kids love fire, my dad used to respray all his trailers before their tests(mot) and had paid out a lot of money on 12 tins of blue gloss he had taken all the lids off and was quite happily spraying the first trailer when i flicked a lit match into one tin…yep the whole lot went up :Whistling:boy did i get the belt for that:w00t:
Started up a tractor for a laugh and it ended up crashed and very stuck down a VERY steep embankment:w00t:
Locked my sister in a pheasant pen for 5 hours…then when she escaped i tied her to a tree and pelted her wiv apples til my dad caught me so i ran off and climbed the nearest and biggest tree so he could’nt give me a wallop…needless to say few hours passed and i could’nt get down and ended up falling out of said tree and broke both my wrists! still remember my mum fainting when i walked back indoors screaming in pain with both wrists bent backwards at odd angles lol
remember when parker pens were all the rage as a kid, i couldnt work out how u “opened” the cartridges, so i got a hammer and hit it, on the balcony, cue a humungous mess and alot of ink stained washing
also as well we filled up a waterproof rucksack bag with water then dropped it from the 12th floor of a flat onto the grass below…my my made quite a dent in the ground :hehe:
My dad likes chocolate coated peanuts… One day i was like 8 or 9 and i dissolved some coffee dropped some peanuts into it and then stuck them individually into the freezer… when they were solid i took em out and put them into a bowl with regular coated peanuts and gave them to my dad… result was i got into alot of trouble
went out in a kinda borrowed stolen car when i was 15. my mate was driveing, the suspension collasped it veered over and hit a mile stone and the car rolled several times ended up upside down hanging from the seat belt my mate in the back rolled all over the place we all got out and legged it. this was in wales when i was at a naughty boys school back in the day.
And my neighbours Dad had guns in a locked cabinet , but kids are good at finding keys, and you get into a shitload of trouble if you get the guns out…
I was about 10/11 and i loved to climb trees, so to stop myself hitting the ground if i fell out, one day when all the family where in the back garden for a bbq i tied a rope round my foot and round the lowest branch of the tree, then as i climbed the tree i wound round several branches so if i fell it would pull tight! Well all went well and just as i climbed back down my nan yelled for me to come and get food, i then forgot about said rope and sprinted full pace towards my whole family and you guessed it the rope went tight and bam i was face down on the floor, my whole family laughed out loud and i was so f.u.c.in angry i turned around grabbed the nearest thing to me which happened to be a big green watering can and threw it full force at the tree, it hit the tree bounced off and smacked me full blown in the face! i was down again this time with a bloody nose, my nan laughed so hard she actually wet herself!!
Pissing on a car from the balcony during a teenage house party (14-15) and not realising that there was someone trying to get into to said car on the pavement (balcony was covering the pavement)…
Funny how these things can bite you later, I moved bedrooms about 4 years after playing the “walk through the fire” game and my mum found my burnt trousers, carefully hidden behind the cupboard.
Still got a hiding from my dad despite protesting it had been 4 years earlier :w00t:
Had a fair few incidents with fire and fireworks, but the most tarded thing as a kid, has to be keeping snails in a rabbit hutch under a liitle foot bridge by a stream! The snails would always be gone when I’d go back to check on them!