What is that?

Father and son are sitting on a bench. Suddenly a sparrow lands across them.

https://www.youtube.com/v/mNK6h1dfy2o&hl=en&fs=1

Aw, that is rather nice.

He’s right, it is a Sparrow! :smiley:

I think we should put a stop to this sort of thing right now, can we just go back to the smutty jokes and soft porn please ?.

is that a tree sparrow, house sparrow, or rock sparrow?

I think we should put a stop to this sort of thing right now, can we just go back to the smutty jokes and soft porn please ?.

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Not a cockney sparrow anyway, one of them would at least have sh*i on them as it left.

Zeph, soft porn’s no use, it’s only any use if it is good & hard (thought after a year you might have forgotten - may be why you haven’t had a sh*g with any LB girls:D )

Ah you horror, brought a tear to my eye… :smiley:

May I be the frst to break this enchanting spell and just say…

Aw for FARK’s SICK!

No father in the world would put up with 21 questions… you get the same question 3…MAYBE 5 times if you’re lucky… after that its BED! :smiley:

Or that could be just you mate:D

can’t see anything…

never mind… kinda sad in a way… but 21 times… God I can’t remember any kid doing that, it is usually:

S:What is that?
F:A sparrow
S:What are sparrows?
F:Brids
S:What is a bird?
F:Well son it is an animal and most bird can fly or it could be a woman, for example your mum…
S: Why is mommy a bird?
F: I have no diea, go ask your grandad…
S: What is an animal?
S: How can animals fly? WHy do birds fly?

Oh Back Talk eh, young man?!? That’s it, off to bed and NO story for you… I don’t want to hear another word… MOVE IT, LIGHTS OUT IN 2 MINUTES!