Early this morning came up behind an MPV, as we go round a bend into the low sun she suddlenly realises that the screen is filthy, a quick look the rear view would of done it but no…a full 5 sec blast on the washers, which incidently dont even touch the screen, all over me!
Haha yeah I normally get that when I have just polished my visor and lid and setting off on a long journey. 2 minutes on the m/way and I get splattered!!
Ha ha! It happens to me a lot and, the more it misses their windscreen, the longer they keep doing it! 
I always show my appreciation for the free bikewash when I tootle pass
I’ve always toyed with the idea of a squeazy bottle filled with a combianation of oil, urine and any other foul smelling stuff, to get my own back and see if they like it. Especially if the driver’s window is down.
I’ve had them do it all the more if I actually had the audacity to complain:w00t:. They think it’s funny to cover you in a combination of chemicals that are designed to strip oils and dead flies off glass. 
B4stards!!! shooting is too good for them, rant rave
OOps :hehe:
Just fashoin your own window squirter thing onto your bike, turn it to the left and load it with brake fluid for when you overtake the fools. You can repay the favour then 
Get a SuperSoaker 2000…
I always think its about to start raining 
Mind you, this afternoon in sweltering lines of traffic out past Tower Hill, it was kinda nice.
Sometimes the answer is in the question, grasshopper.