I was going to kick a dent into her Vauxhall Corsa or call the police, but it’s a bit hard to do on a bike.
Girl looked about 12 years old and when I beeped her, she just put the phone down, giggled, and swerved erratically trying to take control of the car with two hands.
On reflection, she was probably driving better with just one hand on the wheel.
Either ride past and mime the hand to the helmet “on the phone” which I then change into an oscillating circle (W*nker), this works better with men though…
I have been known to pull in front of said phone user and slam the brakes on then give them a lot of verbal:Whistling: best one was up town they had there window open so i grabbed the moby and launched it…then carried on my merry way:D think they were so shocked they just sat there!!
If we’re stopped in traffic, I confess to sometimes looming over the window until they notice me. It’s quite funny to watch them jump and hang up the phone.
Usually I just try to stay well away from them, though. Only once (when a car was swerving all over the place) have I indicated that I think the driver’s orgasms take place in solitude…
if theyre not affecting me i leave them be - live and let live and all that im not the police
if theyre driving is dangerous because of it then i beep the horn loudly then stay out of the way!
ive had someone beep at me whilst i was in the car on the phone, i dont do it that often but we were in a traffic jam and my handbrake was on and not going anywhere for quite a while, and he felt it was his “duty” to beep and wag his finger at me like a headteacher
he wasnt the police so i smiled and stuck my finger up at him - its only one step up from curtain twitching and reporting your neighbours from leaving the wrong bin out on the wrong day - if youve got nothing better to do you have a very sad life!