Got a quiet day int he office which is nice, so here goes. You know the show. Top 5 pet hates. I’ll start:
Smokers… hypocritical cos I used to smoke I know, but I’m gettin really sick of walking down streets through clouds of smokers.
Cyclists on pavements… nobs
Advertising… if you have to advertise its probably rubbish! I trust the word of mouth of people whose views I know and respect, NOT the creative prowess of some over paid art student who works in Soho…
People who say “Bless”… seriosuly, just don’t
The office brown nose… its degrading, its embarassing and you set a really LOUSY standard that everyone has to then follow or risk losing out because you can’t compete with them…like sportsmen that shoot up steroids…
preachers 2) people with no manners 3) women in the early hours of the morning walking in high heels making the sound “tock, tuck, tock, tuck” walking right next to you 4) people who sneeze without covering their mouth 5) bad breath
Incorrect use of two/to/too, there/they’re/their etc.
Poor enunciation. There are 26 letters in the alphabet people. H and T really do exist.
Middle lane drivers. Or even worse, those that stay in the outside lane despite not overtaking anyone. (Or is it inside lane? I can never remember which is which).
Incorrect spelling of someone’s name, even when the correct spelling is written down in front of the culprit i.e. in an email.
people who spunge of benfits cos they “cannot” get a job when really they are just lazy t**ts.
People who have no self respect for this great country and are ashamed to call themselves English - esp those who talk with jamican slang accents and where born in hackney!!!
Bus drivers who have forgotten they have mirrors!!
People who winge about there jobs and lives and yet dot have the guts to do anything about it!!
People who asl what music you like then look down their noses at you when you tell them.
People who push their child’s buggy or pram into the road BEFORE they stop to look (if they stop to look!)
Yappy little dogs with ribbons and $hit on them (or more specifically, the people who propagate their miserable existence)
Pants. Yes - underwear - pants!
traffic wardens
**1/ Idiots who drive in the middle lane when nobody else is on the road
2/ People who use mobiles whilst driving
3/Bully’s especially those that are’nt so tough without back up
4/Bike thieves and basicly anyone who takes stuff that people have worked hard to get:crazy:
5/Chavs who scrounge off the state but rob people so they always have a supply of dope/lager
Great Britain -
It has become a nation of vacuous, selfish, empty headed, Argos shopping, eastenders watching, burger munching, litter dropping, ring tone buying, broke but spending, roundabout blocking, X factor watching, football shirt wearing, facebook obsessing, non indicating, nylon tracksuit wearing, mobile phone obsessing, beer swilling, text message… tossers.
