What an f'ing mug... all are welcome to tell me how much

Ha ha… pull the other one, wouldnt go for her now. I dont do liars…

The three main things i hate are Liars, Cheats and Thieves

JUST READ MY POST IAM AT THE PUB ATM ON A LAPPY TOP WAITING FOR MY BROS BAND TO COME ON AT 9!!! THE OTHER BANDS SUCK!:D:D

FAIR ENOUGHT IAM WITH THE LAST 2 AND DEPENDS HOW THEY LIE LOOLL:hehe: AND DAMN THE SPELLING I ONLY HAD 2 SAMBUKAS! OFF COURSE:P OTHER BANDS MUST REALLY SUCK COS I GOT THE HEAD PHONES IN WITH THIS ON http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx07A9LWBJA :wink:

m8 that sucks but its her lose not yours.

would’nt even try call her again or contact in any way. if she lies about this then you could never trust her. its not nice how she can speak to you on the phone all this time & mess you about

she even tells you to come meet her then not even show:crazy:

btw here is her real pic:w00t:

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hmmm, know where you are coming from on this.

OK opening myself up to big **** taking here, but what the hell.

Went on a date a couple of weeks ago with someone I met on a dating site.

Hooked up just before Christmas, lots of emails,texts and calls. A lot of them when I was in France for the week (effing big bill).

Met the week after I got back only to find the pictures in the profile were her friend and she was in the back of all the pic’s.

At the end of the day she was nice but not my type, OK she was twice my size (and for those that have met me you can guess how big)

Thing that pissed me off is the fact that she had to lie about it.

I’m going back to the old way of getting pissed in a club and finding someone more drunk than me :smiley:

lmao MD, dont plan on it mate. nwards and upwards :smiley: may well post that add :w00t::hehe:

oh dear

Oh dearrrrr, I know you two drove me fugging mental with ya post hijacking, but whats happened to you is sh*t, feel for you dude.

But, and from memory, she was supposed to be the one in the pink…didn’t she say somewhere that she had DD boobies…and as Chaos quite rightly pointed out (oh bless him) no DD boobies in the photo!

Yeah i said that to her but she came out with the excuse you cant see cause she is huggin her sis… Arwell… knew i should have listened to the voices in my head. Im still gona have fun at the bike show tomoz and then get on one when i get back upto camp :smiley:

thats what i thought also wheres da boobies:D

In the words of Lloyd Grosman, lets take a look at the evidence…

No big Boobies
Foreign cooker in the back ground
Photo taken 3 yrs ago

ASBO it over to you!

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How can you tell how long ago the photo was taken?

im complelty baffeld…is this person supposed to be the person called glamour puss? the pic she showed u is not one of her…so do u know what she really looks like? and also…how the hell did u find her picture by typing in girls in leggings into google?

excuse me if im asking obvious question, but that is my role on LB…:smiley:

Aint got a clue what she realy looks like and i aint got a clue how yam thought of googling what he did to find her pic but hey he found the pic she used.

wow, if u ever want anyone found…ask yam…like a bloodhound of the internet!

it could go one of two ways

  1. shes is drop dead georgous (like really really stunning) and slightly amous and was afraid that u would like her for the fame instead of her personality…so used that pic of her real one.

2)she looks like sweet corn covered s Hit and is going to bunndle u into the back of a van.

Good luck.:slight_smile:

A guy goes into an expensive boutique and asks the clerk what to get his wife for her birthday. Cost is no problem. He’s already given her a Mercedes, diamonds and furs. The clerk says there is nothing left to buy. Do something personal, something intimate. Give her a written certificate good for two hours of wild sex, fulfilling any fantasy or desire. The guy is pleased with this suggestion pays for a calligrapher to inscribe a certificate for two hours of sex, all fantasies fulfilled, no questions asked.
On his wife’s birthday he gives her pearls, a new Mercedes and finally the certificate. She takes it out, read it, her face turns red. A smile breaks out. She clutches the certificate to her breast and says, ‘Thank you so much, this is the most wonderful gift I have ever received. I love you.’ She grabs the car keys. ‘See you in two hours.’

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2)she looks like sweet corn covered s Hit and is going to bunndle u into the back of a van.

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Dude…

in that PM the other day i asked if she was real or is it somone on a wind up.

in a way, yeah you been mugged off, but whoever is doing the winding up is not thinking properly, its not something you wind someone up about.

i have no idea who it is, and its not me.

when you find out i think you should name…and shame…:wink:

dont think its someone from here m8, just someone thats not very honest

fugg the name and shaming…