Having a boring day but this made me chuckle…
I urgently needed a few days holiday, but because I never had any leave due to me, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a few days leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted “Mad” then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who’s blonde) asked me what I was doing ? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was"Mad" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked “What are you doing ?” I told him I was a light bulb. He said “You are mad - take a few days off”. I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her …And where are you going?"
(You’re going to love this!)
She said “I can’t work in the dark !!!”