Washing up.

Off-topic
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How can you tell if it’s your turn to do the washing up?

Look down your trousers and if you’ve got a dick it isn’t your turn. :smiley:

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Live on my own mate, so always my turn!

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We have a dishwasher so I don’t care! :smiley: (I hate washing up…)

4

Had a dishwasher, divorced her, bought machine less backchat !! :):stuck_out_tongue:

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You know that sympathy I sent your way yesterday? Well it has fecked off to a more deserving creature ;)Terry & Tug hes all yours :stuck_out_tongue:

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so you do the washing up all the time: then hehe:

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Bet Smiled dont wash up :smiley:

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I`ve got a dish washer.:stuck_out_tongue:

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ive only done the washing up once in my house…

i used the jetwash…;).

now its done b4 i get home…:D.

smiled:).

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Why not use paper plates and plastic cups, after use throw in the bin.

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When you say jet… :wink:

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im never riding with you again…:cool:

smiled:D.

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More reliable than a nexxus ? :smiley:

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I havent got a dick and i dont do the washing up! so up yours!!! :stuck_out_tongue:

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thought so:hehe:

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hahaha nice one shane i never do the washing up i get me mother to do it:D:P

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Tug is gay

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Live on my own so my washing up is done,house is clean & stress free! lol :smiley:

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my kinda girl…ya wanna tidy my house for me :smiley:

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Lol yeah ok! Whats the pay like! lol