Vespa with a little extra road presence

I’m sure our scooter riding brethren can feel a little exposed sitting low down on a bike with a low powered engine, getting buffetted by trucks and driven at by white van man.

Maybe the addition of technology can help them dominate the road a bit more, how about an 8ft long cannon and a bit of steel armour plating?

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