WARNING!
EXTREMELY DANGEROUS FAULT REQUIRING IMMEDIATE RECALL!
Vehicles affected:
All cars, buses, minicabs, lorrys manufactured between 1980 and 2011
Malfunction:
Indicators have a mind of their ownIndicators take control of the vehicle and as soon as operated the vehicle instantly changes direction with no conscious input from the driver.Indicators are clever and sometimes decide to take control without even being operated- this is known as invisible indication and is completely undetectable.An extreme malfunction involves all four indicators working in unison to emulate what is commonly known as the ‘Hazard Light Effect’ whereby the vehicle makes random movements forward, backwards, left, right or u-turn while the driver is possesed by a demon that flails his arms around on the steeering wheel and forces him to look only at the sat-nav
The problem is particularly acute when the vehicle is driven between the hours of 8.30am and 9am
All drivers of these vehicles should see their head doctors urgently.