Up for grabs on behalf of a mate.........

Motorcycling
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You’ve heard of FMB’s? Well these are FMWDYGTFTF! as in “Fk Me Where Did You get Those Fking Things From!”

These boots were bravely worn by a certain LB member when we went out for a few jars one night. The first pub we went in everyone looked down and thought the Roy Chubby Brown tribute act had arrived!

Anyway, as erm…original as these boots are , I feel it my duty to put em up for auction on behalf of the owner (You’ll thank me for this one day young flannagan! ) so as he doesn’t ever have to endure this ridicule again.

I’ll start the bidding at a quid… actually make that the “Buy It Now” price

Winning Bidder: Rest assured these boots will be delivered to you under plain wrapping to ensure your reputation amongst your neighbours remains intact.

Sorry mate, it had to be done

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PS: If you happen to spot him on his gixxer K5 riding through sarf london wearing these boots, please dont make out you didnt see him… please??

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That there is a serious pair of boots, do they come with a free burberry hat and vauxhall nova???

The comment on the roy chubby brown had me rollin up…

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hehe… I need some door stoppers at home! How much you looking for!?

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What the heck… lol

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Who owns those boots TonUp…I hope you are not saying that they are mine because that would mean our long friednship ends tonight son.

P.S

Don’t forget I know where you live

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Aghhh! You’re wearing them in your avatar!

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When saw the boots first thing thought were “birds boots” but reading they are not, aaarrrggghhh.

Did he bring his guidedog to the pub too?