For over a week now there have been strange noises coming from above my bedroom. Day and night. Above there is our loft conversion and no-one is up there. All members of my family are accounted for
There is no chirping so dont think its a bird. So it must be something furry.
Need someone brave to have a look under the floor upstairs and blast it with a shotgun. We arent running a guesthouse so it has to face the consequences.
Volunteers please :w00t:
ALL_E
11 March 2010 11:05
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Digger (11/03/2010) Tis a squirrel fer sure.
Depends, my first flat in London had both squirrels and rats.
Bang the ceiling, if they go running then it is squirrels if the noise stops and then starts again it is rats.
Get a rat trap of eBay and bait it with something sweet and sticky or peanut butter.
Kevsta (11/03/2010)
Digger (11/03/2010) Tis a squirrel fer sure.
Depends, my first flat in London had both squirrels and rats.
Bang the ceiling, if they go running then it is squirrels if the noise stops and then starts again it is rats.
Get a rat trap of eBay and bait it with something sweet and sticky or peanut butter.
Can I have some of your drugs and dip them in honey? That should sort the fluffy fecker
There’s no point, I havent got a shotgun. If you come round and sort it, I do your dissertation
ALL_E
11 March 2010 11:13
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HA HA HA cheeky!
No tennis or squash racket
Talk to WASP, her other half Steve will sort it out, its his job, hes brill !!
Do you really want a dead rat or squirrel in somewhere in your loft!?! :D:w00t:
Exactly what Blade says - get a professional opinion from Mr Wasp. You never know, you might have a dangerous man-eating Yeti living in your house, better safe than sorry.
Afro
11 March 2010 17:36
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Yeah, who knows what it’d be capable of
kato
11 March 2010 18:02
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sounds like the grudge.
im not going anywhere near it
****! i been discovered…
ok ok its the superduke im after!
seriously tho just say and i’ll come round and ask my cousins to leave:w00t:
I found a dead rat at the pound under a car the other day.
bricking it (11/03/2010) For over a week now there have been strange noises coming from above my bedroom. Day and night. Above there is our loft conversion and no-one is up there. All members of my family are accounted for
There is no chirping so dont think its a bird. So it must be something furry.
Need someone brave to have a look under the floor upstairs and blast it with a shotgun. We arent running a guesthouse so it has to face the consequences.
Volunteers please :w00t:
thats why you are bricking it :hehe:
WASP
11 March 2010 19:23
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If you pm me wherabouts you are based my hubby say’s he’ll come out and set a squirrell trap up for you that’ll catch the bugger:D
There is something running around on the ceiling between the floors. Its feckin scary, its quite big and it moves fast.My Mojo has gone and I want it back.
