Are you kidding me? If I didn’t have to go to work, I’d never stop tugging myself silly (“why let that stop you?”, I hear the cry). The only thing I like better is playing with a woman’s bits (or to quote Rimmer, “interfere with a woman s3xually”.) That’s why women are great.
so many women with their computer in the kitchen…
we can its just not as precise as you men and a little bit messyer!!! but we can do it
xxx
…and one man not going to be eating tonight 
Hey Mayday, with the previous tone of this thread might I ask which kind of eating you were thinking of…
Ann x
AKA, “Feeding the pony”
“so many women with their computer in the kitchen…”
and the washing machine on SPIN…
Hey sweetie pie, if his avatar is anything to go by he’s not getting his nutrition from five portions of fruit and veg… dats fer sure! 
now your talking…extra fast and long spin for me!!!
So many men with a hole in their pants!
nope…just one in my pocket hunny
no thats why im called smiled
ohh so smiled
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HA !! pants …pocket…wots the diff ??? hee hee
i’ll show ya next time your tipsey…lololol
ohh wait…your hubby’s bigger than me…
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run smiled run
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tis ok, u can show me when hes not around then !!! (sneaky smiled) !!!
See… size does matter to you men…
Yeah, run smiled run (just not in the three legged race).
Tee hee hee
P.S. Blade Baby…you are always looking for a giggle…can you tell me when “he’s” not around so I can come and have a look too… I need a good larf
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AGAIN, AGAIN
ROUND OF APPLAUSE
THANKS FOR THAT CHARLYBR600RR I’LL SLEEP WELL NOW
hi there, just eaten breakfast…
now breakfast is getting out of bed and making me a bacon sarnie…
LOL @ Joe…
Sorry if I am supposed to be sticking up for us chicks but that was funny…
so i take it u aint got c*** breath then?
ROFL, it takes more than a bacon sarnie to do that !!!
right now I guess it is bacon and C*** breath
reminds me of the days when I was dating a WPC 
I’m not shocked
a. Cos its Blade
b. Cos I have no idea what it means