Time of the month/year?...

Off-topic
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Is it that time of the month/year where LB does it’s cycle of quietness? You could hear a grenade pin drop in here today! :blink:

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At 8pm, I’m still in the office… :frowning:

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or a safety catch being taken off:D

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Maybe someone should start a tyre thread ?

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read the title i thought you needed advice on tampax or something :laugh:

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Alba behave:D:D

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someone should start a ‘to wear kit or not’ thread, thats good for 31 pages… again… :smiley:

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I haven’t had a good argument on here for ages :frowning:

Come on Roadrunner, start a thread about how the police are great, social housing is a travesty, public ownership never works or that organised religion is the saviour of mankind.

Or all of the above :smiley:

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:laugh:

oh god, dont you two start, please!:smiley:

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Shiver hasn’t crashed in a while, Kaos hasn’t had anything to disagree with and Smiled hasn’t posted any disturbing sexual misadventures so it’s all pretty quiet round here…

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you havent done much either as your usual self…only sweating nipples so far :laugh:

i guess everyone is off cry w***ing then :smiley:

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i was on holiday you know :smiley:

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You havnt ridden a bike or your scooter either

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I’m not convinced she ever does

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I actually agree with all of the above, with exception to the Pubic Ownership Religion thing… :smiley:

However, I can’t be arsed arguing (I also don’t have the time lately!). So, poke it up your bum Kaos! :D:P

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Sadly I have been too busy at work to go on LB as much recently, but I suppose if Kaos starts something up, I can join in :smiley:

Agree with Mel about the ‘to wear or not to wear kit’, that old chestnut has been reposted at least 10,000 times since I joined LB and the same pros and cons put forward - always good for another round though - particularly as it’s 25 degrees next week:P

We could always ask Nathan to post up some tales of his most exciting and spectacular arrests and a few videos of police car chases through the back streets of Hackney - you must have some up your sleeve:)

Smiled could also post a video of his Prince Harry in Las Vegas impressions. I’ll watch it lol:)

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arrests…police car chases…naaaa.

hows the romantic life going?

still no.1 with the ladies Nathan?

last time i checked you had 3 on the go.

whats the score?

:smiley:

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I wonder if Nathan has read 50 Shades of Grey? :smiley: There is also an interesting use of police helmets in the 90’s movie ‘The Full Monty’.

I remember seeing a picture he put on Facebook drinking cocktails with 3 attractive blonde ladies and I am sure many gentlemen on LB would love to hear more about his successful techniques with the opposite sex :).

So how about a thread called Handcuffs with Nathan - Dating Advice from LB’s Resident Copper :smiley: That should spice up the Forum a little;)

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I’m a changed man! :stuck_out_tongue:

Well, that and the fact I don’t have time to deal with all that stuff just now! :wink:

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Hels, I really don’t have much advice to give. All I do is stand at the bar, drinking my pint, minding my own business, casually licking my my eyebrows, and the women just seem to come over and want to talk to me! :D:w00t::stuck_out_tongue: