<insert normal rant about valentine’s day is a bunch of rubbish perpetuated by clintons/hallmark/interflora etc>
<insert normal rant about valentine’s day is a bunch of rubbish perpetuated by clintons/hallmark/interflora etc>
tell missus
lie in foetal position for a while waiting for the pain to subside and the swelling in my testes to reduce.
go to shop and buy the fcuking card and flowers anyway. 
My missus > your missus. mine has the same opinion as me 
Aw, how romantic…