Three friends bragged about who has more sex


#1

Friend A said “You all have nothing on me. I go to the bar and bring home a woman every night. Not only that but I drive a corvette into work everyday and have a 8 inch penis. I have slept with more than 1,000 women”

Friend B said “Oh yeah? Well I’m the top gynaecologist at one of the most highly rated hospitals in the world. I make $800,000 a year, have patients and nurses who have sex with me every hour I’m at work. All the women compliment me on my 10 inch penis. I have slept with well over 2,000 women.”

Friend C said, “I have you all beat. I fucked over all the people who were expecting a punchline to this joke.”


#2

Mian!


#3

Could have ended with well I’m Trump/May and I’ve fucked entire countries. :smiley:


#4

Kevsta!