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A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
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A will is a dead giveaway.
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4 A backward poet writes inverse.
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In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.
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A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
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If you don’t pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
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With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
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Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.
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When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
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The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
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A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulting in Linoleum Blownapart.
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You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
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Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
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He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
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A calendar’s days are numbered.
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A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
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A boiled egg is hard to beat.
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He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
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A plateau is a high form of flattery.
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The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
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Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
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When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
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If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine
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When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
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Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
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Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
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Acupuncture: a jab well done.
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Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
