This would make...

Motorcycling
1

…your ring pucker

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17863501

2

The first pilot is epic. How he landed that I do not know.

3

Mental!

Brown trouser time tbh

4

I dunno. You haven’t pillioned with me recently.

5

a damn good reason to say “i aint gettin on no plane fool”