This made me giggle

Scam warning at a Manchester Shopping Centre

A warning for any of your friends who may be regular customers at The Trafford Centre, in Manchester.

Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you!

Here’s how the scam works:

Two very fit girls (about 20 year old) come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and some spray cleaner, with their tits almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a lift to another Trafford Centre car park. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and plays your pink Oboe, while the other sneaky bugger steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on October 4th, 9th, 10th, (twice on the 15th), 17th, 20th,

November 2nd, 14th, (three times on the 25th) twice just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy more wallets.

Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn them about this scam!

P.S. Tesco have wallets on special offer this week.

"lets all go to tescos la la la la "

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Fantastic !! so funny!!:stuck_out_tongue:

I bet there will be some one trying this soon to beat the credit crunch!!:w00t:

Haha like it :slight_smile:

That’s awful, people getting robbed that way. Have the police been told?