Here are some one-liner’s you can say and get away with only during Christmas…
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That’s the biggest bird I’ve ever had
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I prefer breasts to legs
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Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
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Smother the butter all over the breasts.
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I’ve never seen a better spread.
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I’m in the mood for dark meat.
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It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
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Don’t play with your meat!
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I do like a good stuffing
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How long will it take after you put it in?
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Are you ready for seconds?
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If I don’t undo my pants , I’ll burst
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Just wait your turn, you’ll get some
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Do you think you can handle all these people at once?
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I didn’t expect everyone to come at the same time
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You still have a little bit on your chin.
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I’m so full, I’ve been gobbling nuts all morning.
