Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples’ carts when they aren’t looking.
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.
Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “I think we have a code 3 in housewares,” and see what happens.
Let loose with a fart
Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.
Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department
When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people leave me alone.”
Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible.’
While handling knives in the housewares department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper “PICK ME! PICK ME!!!”
When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!”
Go to the fitting room and yell real loud…“Hey we’re out of toilet paper in here!”
Sounds like a plan lmao very funny
WASP
29 November 2007 10:45
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i like sticking those security tags on people as they walk out the door!! it’s hilarious all the security guards rush over and search them when the alarms go off lol:D
i did that once to my matey at the nike store, london.
ohhh the look on her face when it went off & saw all these security guards running after her!.
I am sure that I read a story about a guy getting band from tescos for doing all that stuff ?
<<12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.>>DJJasoncarrell - no you didn’t read a news story about somone doing this in Tesco…
This is a cut and paste job of an ‘ancient’ joke about Walmart. Just using the name Tesco to ‘nationalise’ it.
Didn’t know they had an auto (use of the name auto kind of gives it away…) department or a camping department in Tesco stores.
Mildly amusing…
…in the time it took you to find that plus cut and paste it into a topic you could have written one short funny joke!
probably no great loss to him as everything is cheeper at ASDA
What like; Two nuns in a bath one says to the other where’s the soap and the other says yes dosen’t it.:w00t:
Thats more like it ;):w00t:
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Why Bussa, that is a bit of a mean spirited response to my feeble attempt to entertain!
I received it in e-mail, thought it to be funny and worth passing on. I had no idea it deserved this much dissection and analysis
Debz
29 November 2007 14:05
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…in the time it took you to find that plus cut and paste it into a topic you could have written one short funny joke!
Why Bussa, that is a bit of a mean spirited response to my feeble attempt to entertain!
I received it in e-mail, thought it to be funny and worth passing on. I had no idea it deserved this much dissection and analysis
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Mean spirited? Must be catching
The thing so do in Tesco is get whatever you want as quick as you can so I can get out!
gixergooner (29/11/2007) <<12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.>>DJJasoncarrell - no you didn’t read a news story about somone doing this in Tesco…
This is a cut and paste job of an ‘ancient’ joke about Walmart. Just using the name Tesco to ‘nationalise’ it.
Didn’t know they had an auto (use of the name auto kind of gives it away…) department or a camping department in Tesco stores.
Mildly amusing…
I must have read a uk version a while ago then
hello you, is everything ok?
oops soz operater error! ignore me!:w00t:
Things to Do at a Tesco Super Store While Your Friends/Family Take Their Time Shopping…
