Things that are difficult to say when drunk!

Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk:
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation.

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you’re drunk:
Specificity
Constitution
Transubstantiate.

Things that are COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you’re drunk:
No kebab for me, thank you
I’m sorry, but you’re not really my type
Oh, I just couldn’t – no one wants to hear me sing
I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination
That guy is looking at my wife but I am sure it’s just because he knows her or something. I’m not going to worry about it
That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn’t try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I might fall off
I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good night’s sleep in that hedge/pavement/skip

Statisticians deal with specific statistics.