Thieving scum

Shame they werent more seriously hurt.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/dazed-confused-bungling-thieves-left-11181107

Good.

Hope it hurt!

Nice to see his mate waited for him as well!

It is not known what happened to the driver. He is described as a white man between 5ft 7ins and 5ft 9ins, wearing a grey padded vest with a black top underneath, navy tracksuit bottoms with stripes down the sides, white trainers and a white and orange helmet.

and a broken nose :~((

This modern interpretation of slapstick is a bit rubbish.

“Randy fetishist filmed ‘having sex’ with three MOTORBIKES after disgusted owners find holes cut in their seats” 

…video suggested after watching the original one: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/randy-fetishist-filmed-having-sex-10048815


"Randy fetishist filmed 'having sex' with three MOTORBIKES after disgusted owners find holes cut in their seats" 
...video suggested after watching the original one: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/randy-fetishist-filmed-having-sex-10048815
Cypher

Add to that ^^^ hide your bike.